Ah,
the life of a comic strip artist, that’s the life for me. Rochester’s Nick
Gurewitch draws a weekly strip called Perry
Bible Fellowship
, which can be seen at www.thepbf.com. Send me fan mail at
inbox@rochester-citynews.com

— Michael Neault

From:
Kendra

To:
Nick Gurewitch

Subject:
You

Date:
11/17/2004

Your
comics are my favorite things in the entire world. Please never stop making
them, because then my world will have no color and food won’t tast good. I love
you. Let’s get married and make a million babies. We can name half Nick Jr. and
half Kendra Jr. Sound like a plan? Fabulous.

xoxo

Kendra
of the Secret Wifedom

From:
Jeanetteย 

To:
Nick Gurewitch

Subject:
PBF.

Date:
11/28/2004

I
just went through all the PBF strips today.

My
friends and I are wondering whether you’re married, and – whether you are or
not – if you would like a harem full of girls who give great head and would
laugh at all your jokes, and would then converse animatedly about everything
from evolutionary psychology to theology to current events to the impending
doom of the American financial markets to cheap science fiction paperbacks.

But
mostly, we give great head. You’ve gotta have priorities.

Jeanette