The coveted "Lubie" award. Credit: FILE PHOTO

The Oscars will be handed out this Sunday, which means it’s
also time for that other prestigious and wildly-anticipated award ceremony: The
Lubies!

Now entering
their seventh year, The Lubies are CITY’s
rambunctious Oscar alternative, bestowing the highly sought after Golden
Everything Burrito upon the films, performances, and trends that made the
biggest impression over this past year. The Lubies
are always a rowdy, lively affair, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. So
grab some complimentary tortilla chips, get another refill on your bottomless
margaritas, and join us for the best celebration in town.

Best Supporting Actress: Shuzhen
Zhao, “The Farewell

Making her U.S. film debut, the 75-year-old Chinese actress
made audiences fall in love with her role as beloved grandmother Nai Nai in Lulu Wang’s
bittersweet, true-story family drama. The fact that the film was completely
shut out of the Academy Awards is still absolutely mind-boggling.

Best Supporting Actor: Shia LaBeouf, “Honey Boy

The actor channeled his real-life pain to play his own father
in this semi-autobiographical drama. Exploring that fraught father-son
relationship and his own history with substance abuse, LaBeouf delivered a
warts-and-all portrayal that still never lacked in empathy.

A scene from Julia Hart’s “Fast Color,” which didn’t even get a theatrical release locally. Credit: PHOTO COURTESY LIONSGATE

Best Actress: Lupita Nyong’o, “Us”

In her indelible dual role in Jordan Peele’s twisty “Get Out”
follow-up — playing both frightened wife and mother Adelaide, and her murderous
doppelgänger — Nyong’o was so good it was scary.

Best Actor: Eddie Murphy, “Dolemite
Is My Name”

Starring as Rudy Ray Moore, Murphy has never been more
charming than his role as an aging comedian and actor grasping at his last
chance for stardom. Plus, a bonus burrito to Da’Vine
Joy Randolph, who absolutely lived up to her name with her wonderful supporting
turn.

Best Case for Retail Therapy: Fatma
Mohamed, “In Fabric”

Every once in a while you see a performance in a film that’s
so offbeat and startlingly strange — yet completely captivating — it feels
beamed in from another planet. That’s exactly how I felt watching Fatma Mohamed’s otherworldly work as a singularly
bewitching saleswoman in Peter Strickland’s deliciously weird homage to giallo and 1960s Euro-horror.

Versatility Award: Florence Pugh

2019 was a banner year for Pugh, who was fantastic in three
wildly different roles: first playing aspiring British professional wrestler
Paige in the underrated comedy “Fighting With My Family,” then as an American
abroad suffering serious relationship troubles in Ari Aster’s folk horror “Midsommar,”
before finding unexpected dimensions (and earning an Oscar nod) in role as
spoiled sister Amy in Greta Gerwig’s lovely “Little
Women
.”

Future Midnight Movie Sensation: “Cats”

What can you say about a movie like “Cats”? Tom Hooper’s jaw-droppingly misguided adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s
unadaptable musical was like watching a car accident in slow motion, and it was
impossible to look away. So I can easily see it becoming the Jellicle Choice for a new generation of filmgoers looking
for the next “Rocky Horror Picture Show,” playing to enthusiastically rowdy
crowds at late-night screenings for years to come.

Overlooked Gem: “Fast Color”

There was one superhero drama released in 2019 that took me
by complete surprise, featuring a powerhouse lead performance that found
untapped emotional depths through a story about an unusual individual
struggling to find their place in a harsh, unforgiving world. And it wasn’t
“Joker.” A personal family drama combined with a super-powered origin story,
Julia Hart’s film flew so far under the radar it didn’t even get a theatrical
release locally.

Best Resurgence: Aquatic Horror (“Sweetheart” &
Crawl“)

I adore aquatic horror, that subset of scary movies that play
upon our fears about what lies beneath the murky depths (see also: last month’s
“Underwater”). This past year we got two tightly-directed, stellar examples of
the genre, each with an excellent, fiercely physical lead performance (from Kiersey Clemons and Kaya Scodelario,
respectively).

The coveted “Lubie” award. Credit: FILE PHOTO

Best Argument Against the Return of Smell-O-Vision:
The
Lighthouse

Between the fish, the mildewing wood, and Willem Defoe’s
flatulent wickie, the sights and sounds of Robert
Eggers’ wonderful horror flick were so pungent you could practically taste it.
And really, I’d rather not. Bonus:

Best Song: “Glasgow (No Place Like Home),”
from “Wild Rose

Dammit Academy music branch, why can you never get this
right? It seems that every year, Oscar voters leave the very best original song
out in the cold, and that was once again the case. I can’t stop listening to
this toe-tapping track sung by Jessie Buckley, as a down-on-her-luck Scottish
lass dreaming of becoming a country music star in Nashville.

Most Timely Theme: Class Warfare

In movies as varied as “Joker,”
“Parasite,” and “Knives
Out
,” it seemed that filmmakers were eager to work out their frustration
with the ever-growing divide between society’s haves and have-nots.

Best Gay Ally: Oscar Isaac

From the very first installment of the new “Star Wars”
trilogy, fans were quick to note the sizzling chemistry between hot-shot pilot
Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) and ex-stormtrooper
Finn (John Boyega), enough so that many fully expected their relationship to
turn romantic as the trilogy went on. Alas, that wasn’t meant to be. According
to Oscar Isaac, it wasn’t for his lack of trying, as he was quick to tell
anyone and everyone on his lengthy press tour preceding the release of “Rise of
Skywalker,” blaming “Disney
overlords
” for their lack of courage. You truly love to see it. Someone
cast this man in the queer sci-fi adventure flick we all crave!

Adam
Lubitow is a freelance writer for CITY. Feedback on
this article can be directed to becca@rochester-citynews.com.

Film critic for CITY Newspaper, writer, iced coffee addict, and dinosaur enthusiast.