
Vagabonds invade Max
One of my favorite Jazz Festival experiences was entirely
unexpected. Between shows in 2008, I was walking down Gibbs Street when I ran
into Frank De Blase. He told me I had to see this group
at Max. I hadn’t planned to see them but Frank was adamant.
On the stage I found Billy’s
Band, a group I described at the time as a cross between the Marx Brothers
and the Brothers Karamazov. Fresh from Russia, they had a thorough knowledge of
Louis Armstrong and Tom Waits, which they put to great — and absurd — use.
Billy (Vadim Novick) spoke English with
great confidence but made no sense at all as he swung his double bass around
like a toy fiddle and sang in a deep growl. All four band members may have shopped
that day for the torn thrift-store raincoats they were wearing. They had no
trouble holding the audience’s rapt attention but, if they noticed people gathering
outside the wall of windows behind the stage, they turned their backs on the
audience and played for their new fans.
The guitarist was the Harpo Marx of the group, shaking his
wild mane of hair at every opportunity. The band also boasted an accordion
wizard and a wailing saxophonist; their musicianship was every bit as brilliant
as their bizarre behavior.
Billy’s Band was a wonderful group of vagabonds, straight out
of the 1920’s, and the large crowd at Max was completely under their magic spell.
— BY RON NETSKY
Eldar wins over Hatch Hall
A thrilling experience of another kind happened in 2012 at
one of the festival’s smallest venues. After a set of standards like “I should
Care,” “Embraceable You,” and “Moanin’,” the great
pianist Eldar ended his set by playing George
Gershwin’s masterpiece, “Rhapsody in Blue.” The perfectly tuned Steinway in
Hatch Hall never had it so good — and neither did the audience. It was nothing
short of phenomenal.
Eldar played the piece a little
faster and a little bluesier than modern audiences
are used to, but that’s the way Gershwin played it on his own recording. All
through his set, Eldar played brilliantly, his hands
moving across the piano keyboard seemingly faster than humanly possible.
“Rhapsody in Blue” may be the first great fusion tune; an
incredibly challenging piece requiring equal measures of classical mastery and
jazz sensibility. Eldar took it in stride, cross-hand
parts and all. He got the largest ovation (in the smallest hall) that I’ve ever
witnessed at the XRIJF.
— BY RON NETSKY
Ron Netsky steals some of James Brown’s mojo
The scene was keen and anything but serene. It was plain outta sight.
Ron Netsky and I were front and
center at The Eastman Theatre, mere feet away from the Godfather of Soul,
dancing like incurables and singing loudly along to every song we knew — and even
louder to those we didn’t. Suffice it to say, we were down with Brown who was
in town for the 2006
Jazz Fest.
Brown and his band were tighter than Orson Welles in Spandex
that summer night so many years ago as they all segued seamlessly and
salaciously slick on stage. Brown’s moves were part moonwalk, part pugilist
footwork.
Now, if you’d seen before where Brown knocks the mic stand
over and snatches it back up with a flick of the cord, you know it’s pretty
cool. However, if you’re like Ron and me — squealing like a couple of teenage fans
on pogo sticks — you don’t necessarily see it coming. So there I was throwing a
first-rate tempo-tantrum, unaware that Brown had launched the mic stand
accidentally toward my head. By the time I saw it, the microphone was inches
away from my face, so to avert any collision I dove to the side, which to
everyone behind looked like Brown has brained me.
From my spot on the floor in front of the stage, I looked up
to see James Brown’s smiling countenance and outstretched hand. He pulled me up
and apologized, saying “Hey man, we’re just trying to have a little fun up
here. You ok?”
I’m not sure what I said if anything. I was looking down at
my hand, which was slick with Brown’s sweat. But before I realized I had
witnessed something so cool, Ron reached out, grabbed my hand and shook it,
effectively stealing a good deal of the maestro’s moisture that was on my hand.
The bastard stole James Brown’s mojo from me.
— BY FRANK DE BLASE
Etta James loves me
Etta James was one of my favorites, and I was triple twitterpated to secure an interview over the phone with her
for her
2006 performance. “At Last,” I thought. But alas, it fell through.
I was compelled to write
about her just the same. I wanted to express how I felt while giving her
adequate respect and relevance. I referred to her in my write-up as a “bouquet
of switchblades” — which she apparently loved when she read it.
Her assistant called me and said that Ms. James wanted to
meet me. *Swoon*. The assistant met me and Ron Netsky
at our seats to secure the backstage particulars for after the show. The
assistant must have pointed us out to James because the moment she came on
stage, she blew us a kiss. No, it wasn’t in our general direction; it was aimed
directly us, I could feel it. OK, innocent enough, I thought, and blew one
back.
And then it got raunchy.
If you know Etta James, you know her music is sweet and sexy;
it sets the mood. Throughout the show, it was as if she were playing to Ron and
me. She rubbed her hands up and down her body as if she were in a bubble bath. She
got up and shook her moneymaker in our direction and licked her lips. I’ve got
to admit, it was kind of dirty. At one point, Ron started to get alarmed and
said, “She doesn’t want to meet us, she wants to make out.”
When we got to her dressing room, Ms. James was cordial and
insisted I sit next to her on the couch. She posed for a few pictures and I got
a kiss. I think I collected Ron’s as well, that ought to make up for the James
Brown sweat he stole from me.
— BY FRANK DE BLASE
This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2017.







