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A dream of some substance

At its very least, director Michel Gondry’s follow-up to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind answers the head-scratcher, “What sort of person walks away from $50 million?” Apparently that individual would be brimming with humanity and humility, as terrified by the burden of power and celebrity as he is intrigued by its perks. In short, […]

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You’re gonna need that first aid kit, Crowe

Thanks to filmdom’s less-than-inspired offerings last year, I truthfully wasn’t looking forward to the Daynas, the awards named after me, voted on by me, and traditionally intended to spotlight those slighted by Oscar. But I couldn’t not hold them, due to the fact that a Dayna now carries such astonishing clout, plus celebrities really seem […]

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Prepare to be challenged

His intelligent gray eyes belie his perpetual interrupted-nap exterior. He sounds like a cross between Governor Schwarzenegger and Count von Count from Sesame Street, only with a whistling speech impediment that might make a rational person shy away from excessive public speaking. But SlavojZizek is “an academic rock star,” an honest-to-goodness philosopher in an age […]

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Get that emperor some clothes

Woody Allen just might be the most overrated filmmaker drawing breath today. And like most people, when I use the word “overrated,” what I’m really saying is that I am unable to see the appeal behind something everyone else seems to unconditionally adore (as long as I’m confessing, I feel the same way about The […]

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Nobody’s looking at you

While our gentile ancestors were gorging on salt pork and flaunting the tops of their heads, the Chosen People were reportedly very busy. In a speech dating from 2003, the now former Prime Minister of Malaysia claims that our Jewish forebears “invented socialism, communism, human rights, and democracy so that persecuting them would appear to […]

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Don’t call it what it is

“Most Americans hate gay people” according to Jeffrey, a Hollywood suit played by Campbell Scott (The Exorcism of Emily Rose). As Craig Lucas’s filmmaking debut The Dying Gaul opens, the unctuous Jeffrey is doing his best to convince an unsuccessful screenwriter named Robert (Peter Sarsgaard, Jarhead) to straighten up his characters in order to get […]

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Spanking new year, same old story: we all peer outside from the warmth of our homes for a couple weeks and then, realizing that winter ain’t going anywhere anytime soon, concede that if we want to stave off cabin fever, we’re going to have to make with the bulky coats and really unattractive boots. So […]

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