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Feeling a draft

The NFL Draft is astonishingly popular during this age of instant gratification. Fans have to wait several months for the rookies to wear pads and actually play football. It goes against what is largely appealing about sport: That a game reaches an outcome within a few hours and doesn’t drag on like the search for […]

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Taking one for the team

People rip Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi, and Gary Sheffield for allegedly cheating by using performance-enhancing drugs. But I think they’ve got it all wrong. If that’s what they did, then those guys are warriors. They’re doing whatever it takes to go out there and compete. We should be grateful.             They’re no different than Buffalo […]

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Genius never sleeps

Whether it’s gangly arms, gawky lips, thick middles, or thin limbs, it’s not a certain type of body that makes a successful comic. It’s what the comic is willing to do with that body.             Usually you’re not aware of it when it’s happening. It’s only later, when you’re trying to describe the hilarity of […]

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A ticket out of the minors

It would be nice if PaeTecPark attracts Major League Soccer and makes Rochester a major-league city. Unfortunately, US soccer will probably never be “major league.” MLS won’t draw much more national interest than the Rhinos, and its long-term viability is uncertain.             Our real ticket out of the minor leagues is NCAA Division I athletics. […]

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Rochester gives Australia its Jordan

There were just two-and-a-half minutes remaining. Australia’s 1992 National Basketball League championship was at stake. The South-East Melbourne Magic trailed the Melbourne Tigers by three before a demanding, delirious home crowd of 15,000.             Rob Rose, a 1982 Cardinal Mooney graduate, helped lead the Magic. The 27-year-old, 6’5″, 212-pound guard was an in-season Continental Basketball […]

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Wasting time like a pro

The US Labor Department might soon have to create a public service announcement for pro sports. It would warn of the disastrous economic impact that could occur when teams purposely play a procrastinating, chew-up-the-clock style of offense.             The ad would be based on the 1980s drug-prevention PSA of a father confronting his pot-smoking son. […]

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A phony American dream

Most people who see Arthur Miller’s masterpiece Death of A Salesman feel that they know a Willy Loman in real life, though each knows a different Willy Loman. That great character is so richly conceived that he seems painfully real and right, even in completely varied castings.             Originally, two very different actors brilliantly played […]

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