Not quite a standout for Best Actor: Bill Murray in Lost in Translation. Credit: Focus Features

Editor’s note: Every year,
in the weeks leading up to Oscar Night, film critics and Academy members are
flooded by screeners of the films up for big awards. The thinking here is that
these films need to be seen again while the viewer stays mindful of the various
awards they’re nominated for. This way, everyone involved can make supposedly
informed decisions.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  So
we decided to simulate this process. With no screeners in hand, we chose to
send new film reviewer Andy Davis out to the theaters and the video stores. His
assignment: See every film nominated for Best Picture, Best Director, Best
Actor, and Best Actress within three days. Then compile all observations and
predictions in an Oscar preview.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  This
is his report:

Day one

I start with In America, a visually rich film about an Irish family down-and-out
in ’80s Manhattan. It’s mawkish and obvious, with groaners shooting for
profundity, but the crowd seems to like it. That’s important with the Oscars.
But I’m here to judge Samantha Morton for Best Actress. Morton has a dramatic
scene, and she’s great. She’s making it feel truer than what you normally see.
She’s the only thing in the movie that affects me.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  I cut over to another theater to see
Something’s Gotta Give. Diane Keaton
has already won Best Actress for a comedic role (Annie Hall), which doesn’t happen often. Frankly, putting aside the
impulse to be charitable, Keaton really isn’t that good. She’s just mugging. As
I leave the theater, I feel like I look like a pervert who only came to see
Keaton naked as I shuffle out in my bulky winter coat, the lone male in the
theater, past scores of older women.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Monster is heartbreaking and great, with
smart photography that presents fetching color postcards of trash America.
Charlize Theron is pitch-perfect as serial killer Aileen Wuornos, aided by an
astonishing make-up and prosthetics job that buries her glamour under an
extended jaw and a crust of hard living. It’s an uncanny performance, though
not a gimmick. She never wavers, never showboats. If she doesn’t win the Oscar,
I want to see rioting in the streets. Of course, Whale Rider could change my mind.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  House of Sand and Fog is a captivating
dual character study about two lives haplessly intersecting in the worst way.
It’s close to flawless. I’m here to see Ben Kingsley as Best Actor. I make my
own nomination, for Jennifer Connelly’s Legs in a Supporting Role. Kingsley was
utterly professional, disappearing into the role without a hint of technique.
Even though you know him from countless other things, this character seems like
all he could ever be. Perfect acting, but this is not really what the Oscars
are about.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  City of God is a Brazilian film about a
chaotic slum of casual brutality. It takes a dizzy spin around a trio of
characters as they evolve along with the slums over two decades. Up for Best
Directing, it takes a page from everything, especially Scorsese and Tarantino.
The director has a long background in commercials, and a lot of dazzling
stylistic flair injects the movie with hopping momentum. It’s a pretty amazing
film, but it’s foreign, and an art-house flick. The Academy likes to go with
what people know. It’s also hard to stomach at times. A strong contender, but
it won’t win.

Day two

I am refreshing myself on Johnny Depp’s
performance with the Pirates of the
Caribbean
DVD. It’s hard to forget. Hell, you would be qualified to vote if
you had seen the commercials. He twitches and bobs like a drunkard constantly
coming to, but somehow makes it debonair.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Bill
Murray is up for Best Actor in Lost in
Translation
, Sofia Coppola’s movie about two Americans who find each other
in a Tokyo hotel. To remember his performance, I listen to Roxy Music’s “More
Than This” (from the Karaoke moment in the film). That pretty much brings it
all back… suave despair and a pained sense of ridiculousness.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Both
nominees are charming and entertaining, but without much depth. People’s
Choice? Yes. Oscar? No. Translation might get Best Director, but it probably seems too slight for Best Picture.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Lord of the Rings: ponderous
pronouncements scrambled up with swooping-camera CGI spectacle, plus two
hobbits who seem to be auditioning for the parts of the children on Barney. I enjoy watching Sam beat up on
a cartoon Gollum — it’s a good measure of the overall ridiculousness. But
still, in some sick way, I didn’t want to miss anything. The other two in the
series didn’t win Best Picture, and everyone seems to love this one the best,
so it’s a strong possibility.

Day three

Keisha Castle-Hughes is totally
charismatic in Whale Rider as a Maori
girl enduring marginalization on the way to becoming her people’s leader. She
captures the private stubborn thinking of children perfectly, and wins your
admiration without overplaying her hand. But “It’s an honor just to be
nominated” is actually true when you’re 13, and that’s what the Academy will be
thinking.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Seabiscuit, up for Best Picture, is a
solid biopic about a racehorse that beats circumstance and odds in
Depression-era America. It often manages to edge beyond the typical flatness of
the genre, but then hobbles itself with grand sweeping themes that aren’t the
best fit. The story and the acting are too generic at points, despite other
strengths in the same areas. Overall, it’s an even-keeled picture with uneven
qualities.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Back
in the theaters now to see Jude Law in Cold
Mountain
. His character’s transformation over three years of Civil War is
more achieved by the bags under his eyes than what’s behind his eyes. He shows
up and does his job, basically. He and Nicole Kidman, his love interest in the
film, provide the bedrock for more interesting performances, including a
no-longer stilted Natalie Portman, and of course Renee Zellweger. Whoever says
she goes overboard with her role has never lived in the South.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Naomi
Watts is nominated for Best Actress for her work in 21 Grams. As with Kingsley, the paradox of the Oscar rises: How do
you single out stalwart acting that doesn’t draw attention to itself? Watts is
never less than convincing as she goes from grief to revenge (despite the
implausibility of the script, which has her aligning with the recipient of her
husband’s heart to avenge his death). But there was nothing here to blow me
away, like there was from her in Mulholland
Dr.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Master and Commander is full of the
verve and humor of an old-fashioned adventure movie. It doesn’t shuttle you
from plot point to set piece, but instead eases you through the daily lives and
relationships onboard the ship while telling its tale. It tells the story of
one of Napolean’s ships, which is pursued by an underdog member of the British
fleet. But the friendship between the ship’s captain and doctor upstages that
adventure story. Pending Mystic, it
deserves Best Picture. Best Director would be well-earned as well. Probably
won’t get either, except that Master director
Peter Weir has never won on a nomination.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Mystic River follows the long-delayed
fallout, spurred by a fresh tragedy, of a childhood trauma that affected three
best friends, now adults grown apart. Best Director? Kind of workman-like, and
Clint Eastwood has given the film a dull, uninspired look. He also gets the
only self-conscious performances from kids I’ve seen all weekend.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Best
Picture? I don’t think so, but people seem to love this movie. It has enough
goodwill to win. It’s certainly a solid picture, but the story and the acting
are the main attraction. Sean Penn for Best Actor? He snakes around the obvious
moves, creeping you out and earning your sympathy all at once. Again, I think
this is a nomination that resonates with people, so it’s quite likely. And it
would be totally deserved.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Today
was my most Herculean effort so far — 17 straight hours of film-viewing. The
marathon is over, and I stagger out a better man. For the first time in my
life, I am fully qualified to predict the four main Oscars.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Best
Picture: Lord of the Rings. Best
Direction: Lost in Translation.Best Actor: Sean Penn. Best Actress:
Charlize Theron.