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send any part of the actual email. This week’s column is your stereotypical
breakup letter with all the usual clichรฉs, but with a twist — and it involves
kidneys and “entities.” Send your transmissions to inbox@rochester-citynews.com.
— Michael Neault
From:
Jenny P.
To:
Marcus G.
Date:
12/13/2002
Subject:
Re: 28
hi dear, i want to email you right now because i
have too express my feelings. First, i must appologize. I am so very sorry for the confused energies
that i have been emitting over the past few days and
esp. last night… I have no intentions of ever ever
hurting you or being unclear with you but now i am
afraid that things went so far that it might be unavoidable… Something in me deeeply wants to be close to you but after last night i know that it is not romantic or sexual in nature right
now and my body has never reacted in such a way unless it is a warning that my
boundaries are being compromised. My kidneys have not hurt like this in a very
long time and i cannot ignore that. I also cannot
ignore what happened with my alarm – it was just too wierd
and i took it as a message about my lacking
containment. Only an entity could have caused that and they always come in when
there is a sexual leak… I was leaking energy so much last night and not being
totally up front with you about the way my heart was feeling. No, i am not just numb and getting used to a partner. My energy
is telling me that we are meant to just be friends. I have no idea if that is a
forever but it feels that way. I hate so much to have to say this now instead
of sticking to the way i felt last night but it is
hard when such a good, sweet, sexy, gentle friend is kissing my neck and
holding me. 2 years ago i would’ve been able to go
there with you, but i have a different contract with
my sexual energy now and i must mustmust be with someone that i
am in love with and energetically/magickally
compatible with or it would compromise more than just my kidneys. I took a
sauna and am doing some energy clearing and doing my best to help my sore
kidneys but i will need a little space to recover.
NONE OF THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU HAVE NOT HURT ME IN ANY WAY! …You are so
gorgeous and i am always your true friend.
OXOXOXO
This article appears in Jan 11-17, 2006.
