Exploring his feline side: Adam Sandler in "Anger Management." Credit: Columbia Pictures

Playing
like a feature-film continuation of Family
Ties
, Lisa Cholodenko’s Laurel Canyon (opens Friday, April
11, at the Little) pits a free-spirited mother against her uptight,
conservative, and — yes — perpetually embarrassed 21st century version of
Alex P. Keaton. Because the mom, and the film itself, is all about sex, drugs,
and rock ‘n’ roll, it’s either ironic or just plain kooky that she’s played by
Frances McDormand, who was dead-set against those virtues in Almost Famous.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Canyon is, as one would expect, set in that titular part of the Hollywood Hills —
more specifically, in the very attractive bungalow owned by a legendary record
producer named Jane (McDormand). It’s the destination of Jane’s son, Sam
(Christian Bale), and his fiancรฉe, Alex (Kate Beckinsale), who have both
recently graduated from Harvard Medical School. Sam, a wannabe shrink, has been
awarded a prestigious fellowship at an LA hospital, while Alex is looking
forward to peace and quiet so she can work on her dissertation about the
reproduction of fruit flies.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  But there’s little solitude at the
house when Sam and Alex get there. His mom, who was supposed to be living in
her Malibu digs, still hasn’t finished up her latest recording project. So Sam
has to contend with his loopy mother and the perpetual presence of an
up-and-coming Brit band, out of which she’s desperately trying to coax a big
hit single. As if that weren’t enough, Jane is banging the band’s lead singer,
Ian (Alessandro Nivola — the rest of the band, by the way, is played by Lou
Barlow and his new Folk Implosion).

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  With his fellowship occupying most
of his time, Sam pleads with Alex to look for new, temporary housing while
she’s working on her paper. Alex, however, finds herself being slowly seduced
by the trippy and opulent goings-on at Chez Jane. You know those people who
studied hard in high school, so they could get into a good college, so they
could get into medical school, so they could get good jobs, but now half of
their lives are over and they haven’t done anything fun yet? That’s Alex. And
not to be outdone, Sam isn’t quite sure what to do about his attraction to a
co-worker (Natascha McElhone, who reprises her Truman Show role as The Girl Who Screws Everything Up).

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  “Where could all this be
going?” you might wonder. Sadly, the answer is “Nowhere.” These
characters are more defined than we’re used to seeing in most films, but that
doesn’t make them any more enjoyable to watch. Unless that’s the point — I
didn’t like or even come close to sympathizing with any of them. Not one could
be considered a protagonist or an antagonist. Writer-director Cholodenko (High Art) definitely made them deeply
flawed and incapable of garnering the audience’s respect for a reason, but I’m
not sure what that reason was. People are dysfunctional — we get it already.
And shrinks who are too dumb to realize they’re messed up? C’mon.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  The acting as all relatively even,
and not to be outdone by Renรฉe, Richard and Latifah, Nivola does his own
singing. But that just makes me think about Satisfaction.
Where’s Mallory when you need her?

Picking
up where Punch-Drunk Love left off, Anger
Management
once again inserts a passive-aggressive Adam Sandler
character into various situations that make him leap from mild-mannered drudge
to raving lunatic that kicks in sliding glass doors. Where Love emphasized incongruous romance, Management highlights bizarre comedy, much the same way it was
achieved in Planes, Trains &
Automobiles
. Sandler’s Dave Buznik is a regular, unassuming nine-to-fiver
who could probably complain about a few aspects of his life, but opts to accentuate
the positive, instead. Dave is about to receive a big promotion at work and
seems close to proposing marriage to his frisky poet girlfriend, Linda (Marisa
Tomei).

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  If you’ve seen Management‘s trailer, you already know its funniest scene, which
also happens to portray the moment in which Dave’s life becomes unhinged. While
flying to St. Louis on a business trip, Dave’s quiet requests for a pair of
headphones are mistaken for air rage (the repeated “This is a troubled
time for our nation” line is pure gold). Found guilty of physically
assaulting a flight attendant, Dave is sentenced to 20 hours of anger
management therapy with the controversial Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson),
whose unorthodox methods have made him a legend.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Instead of coasting through the
treatment, the implosive Dave finds himself deeper and deeper in trouble with
both his shrink and the law. A nasty bar fight almost lands him in the clink
for a year, but Rydell convinces the judge to let Dave off with 30 days of
intensive treatment, which involves the two spending every waking (and
sleeping) moment together. And before you can say, “Those aren’t
pillows,” Dave’s life is turned upside-down by the constant presence of
the psychotic Rydell.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  While the last 15 minutes are
crammed full of the inevitable corniness one must expect from a mainstream
romantic comedy, even the slowest viewer should be able to see through Rydell’s
“treatment” (so Dave is angry and stupid). Management is full of odd
cameos and features a very shocking (yet incredibly flat) rendition of
Sandler’s compulsory “You can do it!” motivational final-reel
shout-out. That said, the film is likely to return Sandler to his pre-Love standing among the moviegoing
majority. I just can’t see anyone but Happy
Gilmore
fans digging on Woody Harrelson in drag, or Sandler and Nicholson
dueting on selections from West Side
Story
.

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