Julie
Taymor, the Tony Award-winning director of the stage adaptation of The Lion King, made an auspicious
feature-film debut a few years ago with Titus,
a visually arresting take on Shakespeare’s tragedy that was the greatest Peter
Greenaway film never actually made by Greenaway. When I heard she was helming
the big-screen adaptation of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo’s life story, my eyes
practically salivated as I dreamed of even more hysterically exaggerated
visuals.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Perhaps my expectations were too
high, because Frida (which opens at the Little November 8) plays like a
by-the-numbers artist presentation. In fact, I was downright surprised both at
how conventional Taymor’s take was and at its distressing lack of visual
bravura. Don’t get me wrong — there is some very powerful eye candy in the
film. It just paled in comparison to both Titus and my near-rabid anticipation.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Based on Hayden Herrera’s book, Frida: A Biography of Frida Kahlo, and
cooked up by at least four different screenwriters (one of the film’s
underlying problems, no doubt), Frida begins in true biopic fashion by showing Kahlo (Salma Hayek) on the verge of
checking out. It then flashes back to 1922 Mexico City, where the young
artist-to-be is portrayed as a free-spirited, sexually ambiguous student. An
ill-fated bus trip and subsequent crash leaves Kahlo badly injured (it’s a
great scene, followed by an even better one in the hospital that looks like the
Day of the Dead parade crossed with lost footage from Tool’s “Sober”
video). The injury becomes the catalyst for her art. Told she’ll never walk
again, Kahlo begins to dabble in self-portraits (a mirror is hung above her
bed), before a typically quick cinematic recovery.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Most of Frida is about Kahlo’s tumultuous relationship with notoriously
unfaithful muralist Diego Rivera (Alfred Molina), who first became her mentor,
then her lover, and finally her husband. Thankfully, as the focus of the film
becomes more about Kahlo’s art, the visual stakes are raised, highlighted by a
brilliant scene in which she and Rivera take New York City by storm.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  While most of the brief celebrity
cameos are flat portrayals, both Hayek and Molina do great jobs in their roles.
Still, the film lacks the strong lead performance of, say, an Ed Harris in Pollock.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Unless you’ve been living under a
rock, you’ve probably already heard about Hayek growing a moustache and a
unibrow to look more like Kahlo, showing a lot of skin, and partaking in hot,
girl-on-girl action. This is all fine by me, but it made me wonder why, after
going to these great lengths to make Frida more authentic, the film wasn’t made
in Spanish. I mean, it’s not like Hayek is unfamiliar with the language. Also,
much like last year’s absurdly overrated A
Beautiful Mind
, there are a couple of bits that have been omitted to make Frida an easier pill to swallow. Kahlo’s
sex life was much more risquรฉ than what we see here (she and Rivera used to
tag-team women), and there’s no ambiguity about her death, which many believe
came by her own hand.

You know how
you can
tell it’s film festival season in Rochester? From all the film festivals. It’s
also obvious from my zombie-like appearance and penchant for kicking dogs and
stealing candy from children (on account of watching some 150 movies over the
last 60 days — trust me, it makes you ornery). The seventh annual Polish Film Festival, brought to you
again by the Skalny Center for Polish and Central European Studies at the
University of Rochester, gives you only five days to recover from the
incredibly successful High Falls Film Festival. But for some of you crazy
cinemaniacs, that’s all the time you need to recharge your batteries.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  The Polish Fest starts this Friday
(November 8) and runs through next Thursday (November 14). All screenings take
place, once again, at the Little Theatre. Tickets, which can be purchased at
the Little on the day of the show, will run you $4.50 for a matinee and $6.50
for an evening screening. We’re going to mention a few of the films, but for
more information, you can check out the festival’s website at
www.jarek.com/pff.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  I don’t know what Tam I Z Powrotem means in English (it’s
either Back and Forth or There and Back), but the film is an
old-school, Cold War potboiler about two guys from 1965 Lodz who are
desperately trying to get the hell out of Dodge. Andrzej is one of the best
surgeons in the city and Piotr is a painter, but each has career problems due
to incidents that occurred in their past. Also because of said pasts, neither
of the men can obtain a passport to get out from behind the Iron Curtain.
Together, the old war buddies hatch a plan to knock over an armored car. Things
go wrong, shots are fired, and now Andrzej has to save the life of the only
person who can identify him as one of the robbers. You know when surgeons have
their brows mopped by masked nurses? There’s a lot of that going on here.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Cisza is a much easier title to translate (it means Silence), and if you’re a film buff, this is the one offering of
the festival you won’t want to miss. Why? Because it was scripted by Krzysztof
Piesiewicz, who collaborated with Krzysztof Kieslowski on projects like Dekalog, the Three Colors trilogy, and the upcoming Tom Tykwer-directed Heaven (which opens at the Little on
November 29). The award-winning Silence,
directed by Michal Rosa, is the first of what is supposed to be an eight-film
series that deals with the familiar themes of fate, loss, and coping with the
past. A railroad engineer who, as a boy, accidentally caused the death of a
young girl’s parents, has now become obsessed with her. Can anyone smell a
creepy and unlikely romance brewing?

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Returning to Rochester is Pawel
Pavlikovski’s brilliant debut, Ostatnie
Wyjscie
(Last Resort). Upon
arrival in the UK from Russia, young mother Tanya and her 10-year-old son
Artyom are given the third degree by a customs officer. Tanya, who doesn’t have
a firm grasp of the English language, explains that she and her son are heading
to London to meet her fiancรฉ. Because she has little money and no work permit,
Tanya tells the customs officer she’s a refugee in the hopes they’ll leave the
pretty children’s book illustrator alone long enough to contact her beau.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  They don’t, though, and Tanya and
Artyom are taken to coastal Stonehaven, which is essentially a holding area for
immigrants that England doesn’t want wandering around London. They get a free
flat (in a building called “Dreamland,” of all things) and vouchers for food,
but as political asylum applicants, they must stay in Stonehaven for at least a
year. Withdrawing the application can take up to six months. So Tanya is stuck
with no work permit (and no jobs, even if she had one) and a fiancรฉ who won’t
return her calls (shades of Felicia’s
Journey
), while she tries to get by in a drab town full of security cameras
and fish dinners that contain no fish at all. Luckily, there’s an online porn
guru waiting in the wings to offer Tanya a job that involves dropping her
knickers. Last Resort is very
reminiscent of Jim Jarmusch’s Down By Law,
which featured characters spending the entire film trying to escape from a
dreary place, only to end up somewhere just as dreary.

Interested
in unsanitized movie ramblings from Jon? Visit his site, Planet Sick-Boy, at
www.sick-boy.com, or listen to him on WBER’s Friday Morning Show.