Inbox 12.21.05

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And now, just in time for the holiday giving season…

— Michael Neault

From: Rebekah Lee

To: Rachel Lee

Date: Dec 14, 200512:42

Subject:

hirachie-poo,

just to let you know, I’m totally
going to hell. See, lemme tell you:

i need
hot chocolate. but its too cold for me to actually
walk out and get some. soi
was just in the study lounge when i saw a box that
people could donate food for needy people. soi decided that i was needy as
well, and…soi took it. andimgonna
drink it. andimgonna LOVE it.

hahhahahha,
man im horrible.

kisses!!

-bitsy

[Editor’s note: And then, approximately 1 hour later… ]

From: Rebekah Lee

To: Rachel Lee

Date: Dec 14, 20051:47

Subject: cont.

yeah, i
think god, buddha, allah,
or whoever is in charge of things is punishing me for my stolen hot chocolate
for poor people. i have a
tummy ache.

:'(

hell yeah i
deserve pity!!

haha