Customer
service on the web is hit or miss. And in this case, it’s a little of both. The
recipient of the following email reports that the “Evolution Nature Store
is still in business in SoHo, NY, but they don’t have any more pregnancy
keychains.”

Please
send all complaints and concerns to inbox@rochester-citynews.com.
Speaking of, we should mention that we listed the incorrect web address for
Nick Gurewitch’s Perry Bible Fellowship in June 8’s Inbox. The correct
address is www.thepbf.com.


Michael Neault

To:
Lita

From:
evolnyc@aol.com

Date:
November 9, 2003

Subject:
Re: Pregnancy Keychain

Dear
Lita,

Thank
you for your recent question concerning one of our keychains. We are very
familiar with the product as we have many of them in stock. The fetus in your
keychain should not be experiencing any growth. Perhaps you are noticing the
optical illusion of the womb which makes the fetus appear to grow in size when
you shake it. If you are unsatisfied with our product or if the keychain’s
abdomen does rupture, you may send it to our store for a full refund or
exchange. We appreciate your business.

Best
Wishes,

Manager
of Evolution Nature Store