Pooh’sHeffalump Movie

“The old ones have a little more leaning toward the books,”
Lila says, “and I like the music better. But this one is funny and fun.” It
took me half the movie to get over myself and admit that my 8-year-old
daughter’s right, but she is. If A. A. Milne started to roll over in his grave
when Heffalump was released, he took a quick peak, yawned, and went back to resting in peace.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Understand
that for me, A. A. Milne sits with Shakespeare, Melville, and Austen in the
pantheon. It’s hard to entrust him to Disney. And there are problems. First,
Milne’s Heffalump existed only in the imaginations of
his characters. Making it real robs the story of its essential meanings (but
American films never trust us to imagine anything).

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  And why
didn’t the writers find a way to use Piglet’s, “Help, help, a HerribleHoffalump! Hoff, hoff, a HellibleHorrilump! Holl, holl, a HoffableHellerump!”? Oh, well. At least they use a
trifle of the mistaken identity theme (Lila’s favorite part, when Pooh and
Piglet catch Rabbit and Tigger, thinking them to be a
Heffalump).

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  But the
movie is relentlessly charming, with a cute, British kid voicing the Heffalump and Brenda Blethyn
doing the mother. It’s a genuine, G-rated, six-and-under movie — “a little
little-kiddish,” as Lila said — perfect for my
younger kids (5 and 2). I liked it, and so did my wife and Lila, but one
viewing was certainly enough. And at 68 minutes, it’s over right when you hope
it will be.

— Lila and Adam Wilcox

This
week for families:

Belly
Laugh RevueCool Kids at GCC. Thurs, Feb 17. GCC,
One College Road, Batavia, 7 p.m. Free. 585-637-3984, www.generationcool.biz

Biz
Kids Camp Tues-Fri, Feb 22-25. Ages 14-18, Tay
House, CobbsHillPark, 85 Hillside Ave, 9:30
a.m.-4:30 p.m. Free. 428-7371

Brighton Memorial Library Stories for pre-K: Mondays 10
a.m.; for toddlers: Mondays 10:30
a.m.; for families: Thursdays 7 p.m.
| Through Feb 25: Alice B. Wilson Literary Awards Contest, for Brighton
residents grades 6-12. | 2300 Elmwood Ave, 784-5300 Ceramics Class Mon-Fri,
Feb 21-25.Ages 5-10.$75.GeneseeWaterwaysCenter, 149 Elmwood
Avenue, 10-11:30 a.m. Register. 328-3960. www.geneseewaterways.org

Crafty
Day Tues, Feb 22. Barnes & Noble, 3349 Monroe
Ave, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
586-6020

Draw & Discover Saturdays through Apr 16. Corning Museum of Glass, 11 a.m., 607-974-3306, www.cmog.org

Fiddlers
Three Thurs, Feb 24. Barnes & Noble, 3349
Monroe Ave, 10 a.m.
586-6020

Great
American Magic Show Mon, Feb 21. Brighton Library, 2300
Elmwood Ave, 11 a.m. Free. Register. 784-5300

Interrupting
VanessaSat-Sun through Feb 20. Big Theatre for Little People,
recommended ages 5-12, Geva Theatre, 75 Woodbury
Blvd, Sat 11 a.m. and 2 p.m., Sun 1 and 4 p.m. $9-$12. 232-4382, www.gevatheatre.org

Jungle
Jog T-Shirt Design Contest through Feb 28. For kids up to 12 years old,
theme: black bears. Mail to SenecaPark Zoo, 2222 St Paul St, 336-7213. www.senecaparkzoo.org

Kids’
Party Sat, Feb 19. Minett Hall, DomeCenter, 2695 E
Henrietta Rd, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $1, kids free. 334-4000, www.domecenter.com

Open
House Wed, Feb 16. HillelSchool, 191
Fairfield Dr, 6:30-8
p.m. 271-6877

PJ
Storytime with Ann-Marie Fri, Feb 18. Barnes
& Noble, 3349 Monroe Ave,
7 p.m. 586-6020

Pie Eating Contest Thurs, Feb 24.
Adams St Community Ctr, 85
Adams St, ages 6-14. Register by Feb 22, 428-7266

Ping-Pong Tournament Wed-Thurs, Feb
23-24. Edgerton Community Ctr, 41
Backus St, ages 8-16. Register by Feb 18, 428-6769

Preschool
Workshop Thurs, Feb 17. For ages 2.5-5, art project,
story, tour, MemorialArtGallery, 500 University
Ave, 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. $17. 473-7720

Reptile
Show with the Reptile Guys Wed, Feb 23. Henrietta Public Library, 455
Calkins Rd, 10:30-11:30 a.m. 359-7092

Science
Saturday Sat, Feb 19. Rochester Museum and Science Center, 657 East Ave, 11
a.m. and 12:30 p.m. $5-$7. 271-1880, www.rmsc.org

Seneca
Park Zoo Wednesdays, book and beast, 11 a.m. Hours: daily 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
$5, $4 seniors, $2 kids, 2222 St Paul St. 467-9453, www.senecazoo.org

Seussical the Musical StorytimeFri and Wed,
Feb 18 and 23. Barnes & Noble, 330 Greece Ridge Center Dr, Fri 7
p.m., Wed 9:30 and 10:30 a.m. Free. 227-4020

Storytime and Craft with Ann-Marie The Magic Rabbit,
Wed, Feb 23. Barnes & Noble, 3349 Monroe Ave, 9:30 and 11 a.m. 586-6020

Swimming Lessons Saturdays through Mar
21.Ages 7-13, various recreation centers and schools.
Free. 241-4443

Tapping Your Feet to the KlezmerBeat Wed, Feb 16.Concert, Making American Music series,
Strong Museum, 1 Manhattan Sq, 7:30 p.m. $15. 263-2701 ext 314

Tutoring Program through Sat, Mar 12.Ages 6-18.MonroeJunior High School, 164 Alexander
St (Saturdays, 9:15-11:15 a.m.); FrederickDouglassSchool, 940 Fernwood (Saturdays, 9:15-11:15 a.m.); AdamsStreetCommCenter, 85 Adams St (Tues and Thurs, 3:30-5 p.m.); NorthStreetCommCenter, 700 North St (Tues and Thurs, 3:30-5 p.m.) Free.
Info: 428-7888

Willow GirlbyCatskill Puppet Theater.
Thurs, Feb 24. TYKEs, UpStage3 Theater, 875 East Main Street, 1 p.m. $8. 723-6080

Winter Break Art Week Mon-Fri, Feb
21-25.Ages 7-13.MemorialArtGallery, 500 University Ave, 8:30
a.m.-5 p.m. $50/day; $225/week.
Register. 473-7720 ext 3056

Winter Break Camp Mon-Fri, Feb 21-25.
Seneca Park Zoo, 2222 St. Paul St,
9 a.m.-12 p.m. or 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 336-7213, www.senecazoo.org

Winter
Art Camp Mon-Fri, Feb 21-25. Ages 6-14, SchweinfurthMemorialArtCenter,
205 Genesee St, Auburn,ย  9:30-11:30 a.m.
$12-$15 per class. Register. 315-255-1553, www.cayuganet.org/smac

Winter
Fun Day Sat, Feb 19. YMCA Camp Arrowhead, 20
Arrowhead Rd, Pittsford, 1-4 p.m. 341-3234

Winter
Fun Day Sat, Feb 19. HelmerNatureCenter,
154 Pinegrove Ave,
Irondequoit, 1-4 p.m. 336-3035

Sports injuries

To prevent sports injuries, growing teens have to learn a
balance between pushing themselves too hard and not enough. They are growing
and changing, so that balance point is shifting. Then there is the essential
problem of being an adolescent: perspective. This next game or tournament
always feels like the most important one, worth making an injury worse.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Most
adolescents with sprained ankles, stretched ligaments in knees, shoulder tears,
stress fractures, broken fingers and clavicles, and concussions are smart,
passionate athletes. They are the kind of kid a coach wants on a team… perhaps
too much so. They are the teenagers that are angry when told they cannot play
until they have healed. Playing hurt does not bother them even though they are
not getting paid. They don’t understand that when they are hurt, they cannot
compete.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Parents and
coaches have to advocate for the balance. The keys to preventing sports
injuries in our spirited young athletes are stretching, strengthening, and body
awareness. Ideally, parents, coaches, trainers, and doctors should work
together to help an athlete learn stretching and toning exercises with goals to
meet before competition.

ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Strength training should come
second because strengthening muscles and tendons tightens them, and lack of
flexibility makes us injury-prone. Finally, the athlete needs to learn how to
slide, jump, roll, kick, and throw in ways that minimize stress and strain on
joints. This kind of body awareness usually comes only with physical
rehabilitation after the injury.
Helping kids feel smart about sports injury prevention is the ultimate goal.

— Laurence I. Sugarman, MD

This article appears in Feb 16-22, 2005.