The “RuCap” episodes rarely give
us much new to digest, and that was the case for the Season 6 edition. It was
a highlight reel with a few new scenes (animals!) and quips from past-season
queens (I am very concerned about Sharon Needles, who totally bombed tonight).
We also got a baffling rundown of the supposed top looks of the season, which
in truth should have been everything by Trinity and maybe one or two Ben and
Courtney outfits, but which somehow included Joslyn
and several other seriously questionable choices. And we got the debut of the
“Sissy That Walk” music video, which was…fine. Better than the Season 5 video,
that’s for sure. Although it curiously lacked any of the dramatic scenes we saw
the queens shoot last episode.
Given that there was so little content to discuss for this
week’s episode, I thought it best to look back at Season 6 as a whole and
discuss some of the lessons I learned from it, and some suggestions I have for
the show’s future. Because trust: I love “RuPaul’s
Drag Race” and I want to be watching Season 23 from my submarine after the
polar ice caps melt in 2034. Of course by then we will all have our own
personal Scruff Pit Crew members. It will be glorious!
*The cast overall was
outstanding I truly think this is the best crop of contestants this show
has ever seen. Sure, some past seasons had some super-strong queens. But
they all also had some really weak ones in the mix, too. In Season 6 we were
eliminating strong queens by literally the fourth episode (arguably the first
episode, based on Kelly’s pedigree). And I think we had a fairly diverse group
of drag styles represented as well. I saw at least one well-known fashion blog
bitch about how generic and bland the Season 6 crew was, and…come on. Bianca,
Milk, Vivacious, Ben, Laganja, just to name a few. I
don’t know how you consider any of those queens “bland,” and that’s almost half
the cast (and the others were largely polished at what they were attempting to
do). So kudos to the casting directors. I think they
nailed it this time. (And the promotional materials were also on point.)
*I was a big fan of
the split premiere, but…both episodes should have aired on one night. We
had a double episode later in the season, followed by two “Untucked”
episodes. Do the same thing for the split premiere next season. The split
allowed us to get a sense of literally every single queen right from the
beginning. That has never, ever happened on this show. Typically you don’t feel
like you “know” all the queens until Top 10, maybe even later. So I welcomed this
twist.
*I need to stop dismissing
the “weak” queens Before the show started airing I had already pegged April
Carrion, Joslyn Fox, and Trinity K. Bonet as the “weak” queens of the season — the obvious
chaff. I came to love all three of those contestants, and two of them went
quite far in the competition (and April was totally railroaded, going out
fourth). Even if you watch all the preview material, scrutinize the YouTube
channels, etc., there’s just no telling how a queen is going to do in this competition.
Next year I vow not to make any opinions on any of the queens until the show
actually starts airing.
*I need to stop
expecting too much from the “strong” queens The no-opinion rule goes double
for the queens I expect to do well. One of the popular refrains this season was
that Kelly Mantle, Courtney Act, and even MILK did not live up to expectations
based on their pre-show careers. But that’s not really fair. This competition
is such a singular machine that there’s no way to know how a contestant is going
to fare once they are put into the meat grinder — and how they will be
translated via the editors (see also: Detox). From
Season 6, Courtney is obviously the best example of this. She’s already globally
known for her drag, and everyone expected her to strut in and walk away with
the competition. And she did well. She won several challenges and gave us a
host of spectacular runway looks. And yet, the general consensus is that she
doesn’t really have a shot of winning next week. Had she come in with little or
no buzz, I think Courtney would be faring much better in the court of public
opinion. (Obviously her edit isn’t helping.) Going forward I’m going to try to
keep from expecting too much from any queen, and just hoping that they all do
well.
*Don’t put any stock
in spoilers Back in Season 3, the entire
elimination order and winner were spoiled before the first episode ever aired.
This prompted Ru and the producers to overhaul the
coronation and reunion. Since then, the show seems to have gone to greater and
greater lengths to prevent spoilers — and I am grateful. This season,
nobody had the entire cast right. There were a bunch of queens reportedly
involved who weren’t part of the cast, and several cast members I never saw
mentioned prior to the reveal (MILK, Magnolia Crawford). Then there were the
pre-show rumors. Kelly Mantle was F3. Bianca Del Rio either injured herself or
screwed up the first challenge so spectacularly she was immediately sent home.
A queen from a previous season would be brought in mid-way through. Etc. All
wrong. The only decent source of information was counting the outfits in the supertrailer, and even that wasn’t reliable — the editors
deliberately held back shots of Bianca, and nobody expected Ben DeLaCreme to go out in fifth place. I love that this show
can still surprise us. I applaud all of the behind-the-scenes efforts that go
into that. I’ve even seen posters on Reddit claiming
that they work for the show to intentionally put out misinformation. I don’t
know if that’s bullshit or not, but if it’s true, I think it’s awesome. Keep us
guessing!
*It’s time to shake
up the format Speaking of keeping us guessing, it is really time to reapproach some of the challenges. Things are getting
awfully predictable. Not for one second did I believe the shock from the F5
when they were told to put on a song-and-dance number before the ball. They
have to do that EVERY SEASON. The puppet-insult challenge was cute in Season 4,
but it’s tired now. Credit where it’s due: the show is still finding variations
on the main-challenge themes. Doing stand-up comedy in front of senior citizens
was a novel approach. And there are absolutely some challenges that MUST
remain: Snatch Game, the drag makeovers, a sewing
challenge. But truly the show is becoming awfully formulaic. I’ve seen some
fans say that they love that aspect of it. That they know
exactly what to expect, and they like to see how the queens react to familiar
challenges. My argument is that if the fans know what to expect, so do
the queens. And we’re not really seeing genuine reactions to the “twists,”
because there were very few “twists” to begin with — the contestants all knew
what was coming. If nothing else, the final challenge really has to change.
I’ve never understood how a video shoot for a song that came out months ago is
a good ultimate test. The final challenge for “All Stars” was a much better
test of a drag superstar’s skills.
*It’s time to change
the panel We have had the same core judges since Season 3. Obviously RuPaul isn’t going anywhere, and thank Beasus
Arthur for that. But the other two judges, Santino
Rice and Michelle Visage, are adding very little to the proceedings. Michelle
has become increasingly irritating on the show, even as she takes on a larger
role as a brand ambassador (she hosts the Battle of the Seasons tours and does
quite a lot of promo work). Everything I’ve heard about Michelle outside the
show is that she’s great and wonderful with the queens. On the panel, her
critiques often border on the nonsensical, and she seems to almost hold grudges
against certain queens, where there’s nothing they can do to please her
(*cough*Ben*cough*). As for Santino, he has long
since outlived his usefulness on the panel. I am sorry if that comes off as
cruel. It’s not meant to be — I do not dislike the guy. I actually thought it
was great when he was brought on for Season 1. And he can still offer some
decent critiques. But at this point, he is judging contestants who are coming
in to the show with WAY more cultural clout than he has — his claim to fame was
coming in third in a reality sewing competition nearly 10 years ago. As this
show continues to grow in its cultural relevancy, is he really the best fit for
the panel? Is there nobody better suited to offer a fashion point of view? (And
let’s be honest, if you saw “Project Runway” 2, Santino’s
taste level was dubious from the start.) I understand keeping Michelle, but it
really is time to replace Santino with someone new,
with a fresh perspective, and a different energy. I also think more than one
guest judge per episode means that none of them really get a chance to make an
impact.
*That said, do not
change the Scruff Pit Crew I love them. If anything, add more. The “hungman” challenge was a highlight of the season for me.
*Above all, y’all
need to calm down with the editing I harped about this all season long
regarding Darienne, and several commenters
claimed that I was being overly defensive of my hometown queen. There is some
truth to that. But even after the bitch baton got passed from Darienne to Courtney I still bristled at the ham-fisted way
those queens were being portrayed, likely because the producers felt the show
needed a “villain” (and I’ve seen both Darienne and
Courtney referred to as such on social media). After Gia
and Laganja were eliminated, all seven remaining
queens seemed to genuinely like each other. Couldn’t we just let them compete
and show off their stuff? Would anyone have a problem with that? Wouldn’t there
be drama enough worrying if your favorite queen was about to be snuffed? Look
at the outcry when Ben went home — people still would have been furious even if
there wasn’t this manufactured feud with Darienne. Drag queens are ALWAYS going to be sarcastic and
bitchy. Always. When you put on a frock, you are instantly granted the ability
to speak shade fluently. But this show puts that throw a filter, a prism, and
chooses to paint some of them (Darienne, Courtney) as
bitter or mean, and others (Bianca, Adore, Joslyn) as
cute, fun bitches. What I ultimately find irritating about this is that the
manipulation was so obvious, and that it has had a profound impact on the work
these queens will get post-show. And the queens themselves have absolutely no
control over how the persona they’ve created is put out into the world. I can’t
think of another reality show like that, and given how much of this show I
LOVE, it saddens me when I see a queen possibly HURT by appearing on it.
So what do you think? What lessons have you learned from
Season 6? What is the show doing right? What does it need to fix? Post your
thoughts in the comments!
This article appears in May 7-13, 2014.
Thanks for the great reviews all season – both quickly published and very insightful!
These are great lessons! Especially about the editing. This season focused way more on the “TV” of Reality TV than it did the “Reality”.
I think Santino’s voice is what keeps him around. I like hearing a deep booming bass of a voice after listening to shrieking Adore/Gia/Ben voices. If they replace him, they just need someone with an equally pleasing sound.
The other reality show that pertains to your last lesson might just be the one this show is pretty much based on, America’s Next Top Model. It’s easier for bitches there to get booked obviously because they’re not really getting booked through the fans, but through agencies. So in that respect, the girls with the bitch edits from drag race have a harder time. I’m sure girls like Phi Phi and Roxxxy know this all too well. But that’s kind of what u sign up for when u join reality tv, you sign away the future perception of yourself to editors.
Cork that whine. Editing can’t put words in their mouths and International exposure won’t take bread off their tables. Hiring managers understand editing (hopefully) and if their clientele want a particular queen, demand trumps edit. There’s more to these “poorly edited” queens than their alleged bitchy persona. They also portrayed C.U.N.T, which helped them get on the show and will help after. So you’d be wrong to assume some tragic career post-RPDR based on editing.
Yes I agree with all you have here the only thing I didn’t like was the no immunity clause that should have stayed and I agree Gia and LaGanga were the worst and I pegged the top three with in the first 5 shows.
I totally agree with you. I really think they need to re-tool the final challenge. It’s getting boring! I really don’t care for a video to a song I most likely will not hear after the episode airs. Why not challenge the queens to one last test which would showcase their acting, dancing, and sewing skills all at once.
I also feel like they need to figure out how to get a proper top 3 ranking. It’s getting frustrating that there’s always a 1st place winner then the other two are tied for 2nd place. I would suggest that in the episode prior to the “reunion” show, they have two challenges. Eliminate a queen during the first one and other one in the second challenge. That way we’d know who who was 4th and 3rd. Then in the reunion episode we’d have a top 2. That way, the produces would save on production costs having to film only two possible endings.
I’ve been listening to some of Ru & Michelle’s podcasts (I turn it off when they start talking about makeup and nails-like what do I care?), and I get that they want to make a positive impact on the world-but a reality competition is not really the place to do it. Sure I get that Ru wants to be a role model for these aspiring superstars, but I don’t need to see a fucking life lesson with each queen. It’s a COMPETITION. I want to see more of that rather than “The More You Know…” Plus let’s see more real world challenges, I say put them in front of a crowd in a gay club, and see how many people they get to pay attention to them! Something like that. Most of these queens are going to end up at the clubs using their name to get more patrons. Let’s be truthful about it. So the acting challenges and commercials-well, they’re fun but maybe there’s a little too much of that. And VISAGE HAS TO GO.
Meh.
Lessoned learned and observed:
Unless there are interviews with the actual contestants and/or family members, why bother. It’s a fluff piece episode that could have been used to eliminate the 4th queen or bring back one that was booted earlier or even do some sort of location/outdoor challenge.
Just more proof that Raven and especially Shangel are truly horrible people.
Even now, years after their appearances, like metal on a chalkboard, they still manage to grate ones nerve.
Did Jujubee have work done on her face, euww?
Why did Sharon look and sound like Joan Rivers?
JInxx and Raja looked…marvelous!
And good gawd almighty, more Magda Gabor, I mean Mooseknuckle/Puppy Puss Kardashian???
On twice? And it turns out it was a ‘crossover’ show segment that never got shown.
Punked by the Gabor sister. Priceless.
And next week…well Pandora already announced her Aussie tour with Trinity. Oh yeah, Yara, MIlk and Bianca ‘del Niro’ will be there too. So apparently it’s the Bring the Crown Home tour. Does it really matter who wins anymore? You seek out your favs and throw them a few bucks as they work the crowd and hope that one day, you will get read to filth by the funny one.
“Were drag queens in a competition. The only thing worse is prison”. Priceless.
This was a really dull recap episode, and I can’t believe they didn’t show the double-split LSFYL where Joslyn upstaged “death drop” Estranga. That was really a highlight of the season. The commentary from previous season queens is always terrible, they don’t give them enough time or anything useful to do (and frankly, most of them are lousy commentators, except maybe Alaska and Jinkx).
And I’m going to say it – can we just get rid of the sewing challenges? Just because the show was modeled on Project Runway (among others) doesn’t mean it has to include sewing challenges. Maybe just one “make an outfit” challenge, but does anyone really expect drag queens to be seamstresses or designers?
I agree Santino has become boring, though it may be they don’t give him enough air time to hear what he has to say. I don’t have a problem with a consistent core judging panel, as long as the judges have clear perspectives – Visage is the emotional one and Santino is supposedly got the eye to critique looks. Is there any real judging that happens at all on this show really? Maybe they just need to make the judging REAL and not so clearly fixed by the producers (and maybe RuPaul).
Thanks for your recaps/reviews, they have been terrific.
I am a straight married woman who adores RuPauls Drag Race & owns the DVDs.
Ideas from me would be for a prettiest eye contest, legs that flirt ( have the Pitt crew carry waste up covering so we can see how good they are to sissy that walk), a fingernail challenge, a Poetry contest, & something that challenges the Queens to use gloves in some special way.
I WANT CHER TO COME JUDGE.
I thought it ironic that a my fav Season Six queen Bianca Del Rio, is admonished for wearing a lot of long dresses on the show. .. when that’s what Ru Paul wears.
Thanks for sharing your interesting review. I liked season 5 the best because of the conflicts.
Sincerely,
Kelly Jacobs
2034 is gonna ROCK!!!