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โ€œTrue Bloodโ€ Season 7, Episode 8: โ€œAlmost Homeโ€

In this episode, Bill Compton cemented his place as the biggest idiot on this show. And thatโ€™s really saying something, given the terrible decision making all around, especially from the Stackhouse clan. But Vampire Bill is really the absolute dumbest. Before we get into that, I realized about halfway through this episode that something wonderful […]

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โ€œTrue Bloodโ€ Season 7, Episode 7: โ€œThis May Be the Last Timeโ€

This fairly low-key episode was notable primarily for the next few stops on the Long-Gone Character Cameo Train. This time around we got more Hoyt, psychic torment courtesy of Steve Newlin (and a cameo by the decapitated former governor of Louisiana), fairy granddad Niall, and best of all, the long-forgotten Dr. Ludwig, who I donโ€™t […]

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โ€œTrue Bloodโ€ Season 7, Episode 5: โ€œLost Cause

This week, โ€œTrue Bloodโ€ turned into an adult version of โ€œCanโ€™t Hardly Waitโ€ as basically the entire town descended upon Sookieโ€™s Haus of Death for a swinginโ€™ shindig where everyone made Big Life Decisions or slept with someone other than his/her partner. Plus, Eric dressed up like JR Ewing, the Yakuza shot up the George […]

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โ€œTrue Bloodโ€ Season 7, Episode 3: โ€œFire in the Holeโ€

I literally moaned, โ€œNOOOOOOOOOO!โ€ multiple times during Sunday nightโ€™s episode. I guess that means the showrunners are doing something right. I am invested, OK?! I thought I was totally ambivalent about this dumb show but there were two moments there that REALLY hurt. It was also an awfully preachy episode. I felt like it should […]

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โ€œTrue Bloodโ€ Season 7, Episode 1: โ€œJesus Gonna Be Hereโ€

If the final-season premiere was any indication, โ€œTrue Bloodโ€ is going to be limping to the finish line. That makes me sad. What was once one of the greatest guilty pleasures on television has become such an echo of itself that it canโ€™t even do exploitative trash right. I found Sunday nightโ€™s episode largely boring, […]

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