Christmas items started infiltrating stores before Halloween. Holiday music is already on the radio. Thanksgiving is next week. I know, I know; it’s depraved. The holidays are upon us, and it’s safe to say that none of us is ready for the mad rush that accompanies the end of another year.
But ready or not, here it comes, and Geva is perhaps a little ahead of the pack with one of its holiday offerings, the Nextstage comedy “Sister’s Christmas Catechism.” It’s a small, cute show that is smart counter-programming to the main-stage family spectacle “A Christmas Carol,” which begins in a few weeks. It’s also refreshing in the way that it deals with the tension between Christmas’s religious origins and its modern consumerist-dominated nature, and manages to have a bit of fun with Catholic dogma while still taking it seriously.
“Christmas Catechism” comes from the same team that did “Late Night Catechism,” which had a popular run on the Nextstage last year. Reprising the one and only role in the show is Colleen Moore as Sister, an alternately wistful and brusque Catholic nun leading a catechism class (you’re the students), this one specifically focused on Christmas. Moore is so convincing in the role that I honestly thought she might have been a nun (apparently not, but she did come up through Catholic schools). Her low, affect-free voice underscores her no-nonsense presence, although she lights up whenever she talks about her own Christmas memories, mentions the baby Jesus, or one of her students gets an answer right.
The writing in “Christmas Catechism” frankly isn’t all that strong. The material is fine, but hardly laugh-out-loud funny. It’s Moore’s delivery that makes the show work, and especially the way she relates to the audience. Typically I cannot stand shows that require audience participation. “Catechism” practically requires that every person in the theater get involved with multiple question-and-answer sessions (the lucky winners get “quality prizes”), sing-alongs, and at least one pop quiz on spelling. The second half of the show involves nearly a dozen audience members being brought up on stage to participate in a living nativity scene, and the casting process โ and costuming transformations โ had the audience howling at the performance I attended.
Again, much of the credit for that goes to Moore and the way she commands the audience, and her off-the-cuff comments. Even before the nativity section, she would go out into the audience to confront poorly behaved patrons. At one point she talked to a young woman who had been the May crown queen, and at the end rebuked her for talking while chomping on a piece of gum the whole time. One particularly noisy audience member got branded a troublemaker, and later was drafted into the nativity scene. And another made the cardinal sin of leaving his cell-phone ringer on during the play, and Sister confiscated it. (Good on her; maybe we need nuns patrolling every theater audience.) The way Moore dealt with all the distractions was honestly funnier than most of the show’s actual material.
What is commendable about the play itself is the way that it handles religion and comedy. Religion โ just about any religion โ is filled with so many ridiculous concepts and stories that it’s easy to get laughs by cynically poking fun. You get the feeling that the folks that wrote “Christmas Catechism” are believers, or at least people who genuinely respect those who have faith. Only one of the jokes in the show even came close to being insulting, and that was more inferred than expressed. (For the record, it was the story about how Joseph ended up with Mary, which involved a bunch of old guys touching their staffs until something white shot out of the end.) Whether you’re religious or not, you have to appreciate people’s views being treated with dignity, especially when it’s so easy to rip them down.
A final note: make sure to get to the theater early. The Friday show I attended was supposed to start at 7 p.m., but the doors to the theater were closed minutes earlier. I had to wait, along with several other people, until the opening choir number was finished before I was allowed to enter, and Sister threw a little school-marm shade at the “latecomers.” (Sorry, we weren’t late; you were early.) Even more people came in after that and got even worse ribbing. So unless you want to get sassed at a Christmas show, make sure to take your seats a good 15 minutes before show time.
This article appears in Nov 14-20, 2012.







“Religion โ just about any religion โ is filled with so many ridiculous concepts and stories that it’s easy to get laughs by cynically poking fun”. I dare anyone to come up with a comedy show like this that pokes fun at Muslims. They are off limits to ‘humorists’. You’ll hear excuses that Islam should not be mocked because we need to respect their religion, but the reality is that Islam is not mocked because of fear. Ans so a double standard is in effect for parodies of religion.
As Catholic I am offended by shows like ‘Sister’s Catechism’. I dare Ms. Moore to put on a burka and crack a few one-liners.
There’s an English comedian named Stewart Lee who points out exactly why you don’t see much comedy based on Islam. “Life Of Brian brilliantly used the intimate understanding its audience had of the chronology of Christโs life to substitute him for a bewildered, normal bloke. But itโs not possible to take people under the skin of Islam in the same way, when it remains largely a mystery to most writers and audiences. Comedians who are โculturally Christianโ at least understand the taboos they chose to break when writing about vicars and virgin births, and do so knowingly. The Muslim worldโs response to the Danish Mohammed cartoons remains deplorable, but the fireworks of the gags contained in them were drowned out by unexpected exploding landmines of depictions of the Prophet. Perhaps a rigorous and thorough satire of Islamic themes would be better executed by someone with experience of it? ” http://www.stewartlee.co.uk/press/writtenfโฆ
There are plenty of Muslim comics in the world who make light of their faith. The fact of the matter is that, as a majority Christian culture, we share the frame of reference in shows like Sister’s Christmas Catechism. Comedy only works as a result of shared experience. So you’ll have to wait until Islam is no longer a mystery to western culture before you see a similar show based on Muslim cultural traditions.
I’ve heard so much about Late Nite Catechism, that I thought this would be fun to see as the xmas show with family. WRONG! The first part was okay, but the second half was just sister selecting audience members to dress up in thew nativity scene.
To charge $40.00 to see this was absolutely awful!